me: lazes around all day in a filthy rat hole doing nothing
friend: i dont feel good i’m coming over
me: FUCKIN
me: BOOSTS INTO HYPERDRIVE AND COOKS POPCORN AND HOT COCOA AND SETS OUT THE WARM BLANKETS AND TIDIES UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE AND SAVES LITTLE TIMMY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL
“you can’t love someone unless you love yourself first”
bullshit.
I have never loved myself
but you - oh God, you
I loved you so much
I forgot what hating myself felt like.
What a mood
I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.
HEY ALL, i have created an update schedule for my writing, contained in a manifesto on my Dreamwidth. please give it a read at your convenience. thank you!
gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
i thot this was from evangelion
