- Me: I use a simple two-step approach to flirt with girls.
- Girl at the bar: What are the steps?
- Me: First, I identify a girl I'm interested in.
- Girl at the bar: When are you interested in a girl?
- Me: When she's beautiful and a great conversationalist.
- Girl at the bar: Of course. And the second step?
- Me: Second, I let her know that I'm interested.
- Girl at the bar: Well, that is simple. But how do you let her know that you're interested?
- Me: I tell her about my two-step approach to flirting.
